Don't say I didn't warn you. You knew this was coming.

So I can't believe Per-lez Hilton is still alive. Can't one of the rappers find someone to kick his fat ass? Living in LA must really suck: all the hot people and all the talented people have to be friends with and suck up to all the nasty, ugly people like Per-lez. I mean I've never been a male escort, but if were and had a client who looked like Per-lez, I'd walk straight to my grandmother's house and rob her in lieu of getting paid to get naked with that.

Oh, right, back to the Celebrity Deth Match.

Per-lez always rags on poor little Amy Winehouse. I mean it's like picking on an old, blind lady in a wheelchair. She's such a mess, but that's why we love her. And she hasn't always looked this bad. Checkout this Before And After shot. You're going to die. Also, one thing she has that he doesn't is talent and no amount of paparazzi gaffes or drugs (we hope) can take that away from her. God bless her freebasing soul!

This week's Deth Match: Who Would You Rather French Kiss Per-lez Or Amy Crackhouse??

Just so you know: I'm voting for Amy. Until I pit Per-lez against someone who looks like this, the other contender will always get the first vote!!