This week's going to be tough.

I mean look at that picture of Dina Lohan circa 1980 something. This is Long Island at its worst. T-rashy porn star mom on a budget. If this pic was taken during the 90's, then it's even worse.

Note: I'm not saying Perez isn't justified with his thrashing of Lezzee's mom, she's pretty trashy, as this gem of a pic pre hair and makeup by professionals attests to. In addition to her looks, her actions are horrific and she really seems like the kind of mom who would sleep with her daughters boyfriends like they do in porn (not that I've ever watched a porno, mind you) and on Springer.

I bet it's happened at least once and Lindsay had to swallow her pride in order to keep what's left of her career and public image to not let the cat out of the bag. Who do you think it was? Callum Best definitely seems like a MILF hunter and I bet they took pics!

Anyway, in my ongoing attempt to create a Celebrity Deth Match that Perez might actually win, I'm picking Dina Lohan this week for him to to duel with.

Celebrity Deth Match: Trash on Trash Edition.

So here it goes: it's the end of the world and you haven't had sex in 8 months. It's only you, Dina, and Perez left on the planet. Who's it going to be?!? If you're answer is a threeway, click here and don't EVER come back.