Wow. It's been 3 weeks since the last Celebrity Deth Match, in which Perez got his ass kicked by Amy Crackhouse.

Da-yum! That's gotta hurt. Can you imagine kissing Crackhouse? There's no Listerine strong enough to make that mouth kissable and she must smell like one of the junkies in Tompkins Square Park.

I'm opening up the contest to include everyone, not just the people Perez picks on since he only picks on hot people, which has made the Deth Matches a no-brainer so far.

Up next: Tori Spelling. Who Would You Rather Go Skinny Dipping With: Perez or Tori?

I'm totally scratching a vote in for Miss Piggy on my screen with a paper clip and only because she's a puppet and there may be someone hot underneath working the cables. If you want a screenshot to prove it, just ask and I'll email it you.