This week it's battle of the H listers. (That's homos for all ya'll who aren't so quick.)

I was just looking at a post about Siriano, who I can't believe is real. Kinda like I can't believe Perez is real. I know our country thrives on mediocrity and loves the court jester gays, but why can't we have hot, cool ones? Oh wait, we do have them, but the cool ones are in the closet, which is another story.

So my stomach is churning a little as I type this, but this week's Celebrity Deth Match is poodle loving bitchy queen Perez Hilton versus fierce-saying bitchy queen and Project Runway winner Christian Siriano.

If I had my druthers, I'd lock them in a room and let them battle it out, although I feel like they'd just end up watching reruns of Golden Girls and Designing Woman getting into character and speaking the lines as if at the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

You're stuck on a desert island and need some McLovin'. Who's it going to be? Perez or Christian? *Editor's note: I really have to sit this one out. My tummy hurts.