Who Would You Rather Have As Your F-Buddy: Perez or ?!?
Perez Hilton does not like Sarah Jessica Parker. To quote a few recent posts: "Sarah Jessica Parker graces the cover of the new issue of Vogue. Poor thing! They couldn't do anything about her face?????????" and "Cheer up, horsey! SJPeePee was spotted leaving London's Wosley restaurant on Sunday."
This of course coming from a guy who weighs 300lbs and has the face in the pic to the right.
I just don't get it. Can't he do gossip without being mean? Can't he pick on people who are assholes? What's SJP done to anyone? Really!
It's clear he's not even in the same universe as anyone he talks about. (Okay he's more talented than Brooke Hogan, but she still kicked his ass in my poll.) I just think it's uncalled for. So the polls continue.
This week: Sarah Jessica Parker (who I will say isn't the hottest woman on the planet, but she's not THAT bad and she was in Square Pegs for chrissakes!) vs. Perez Hilton (is he still addicted to Xanax or was that just a rumor???)
Who would you rather have as your fuck buddy? (I already know how this will end. It's kinda like holding elections in a dictatorship. It's just so much fun.)