1. It's no secret that Perez Hilton is nasty. He even calls himself P-Nasty, always beating anyone who might try to diss him to the punch. It's an effective yet predicatable defense mechanism for a fat, ugly dude who spends his time trash talking attractive, successful actors, musicians, and other public figures.

In an attempt to see what other people think, I've decided to post a weekly poll in which I compare P-Nasty to one of the many celebs he trashes on his site to see if he's really in any position to be saying the things he says. You get to determine who the winner (or loser) will be.

Perez (aka Mario Lavandeira, as he also hides behind a phoney name) regularly trashes poor little Lindsey Lohan on his site. While she may not be the hottest chick in the world and is certainly no Cate Blanchett when it comes to acting, one thing's for sure: she's a hell of a lot hotter and more talented than her detractor. So here it goes: Perez Hilton vs. Lindsey Lohan. Who would you rather makeout with????