1. It's no secret that Perez Hilton is nasty. He even calls himself P-Nasty, always beating anyone who might try to diss him to the punch. It's an effective yet predicatable defense mechanism for a fat, ugly dude who spends his time trash talking attractive, successful actors, musicians, and other public figures.

In an attempt to see what other people think, I've decided to post a weekly poll in which I compare P-Nasty to one of the many celebs he trashes on his site to see if he's really in any position to be saying the things he says. You get to determine who the winner (or loser) will be. Please vote! Don't be shy.

To get the ball rolling, I'll make the first one super easy. Perez regularly trashes undisputable hottie Jesse Metcalfe on his site, but seriously folks, he's eye candy not a presidential candidate. So here it goes: P-Nasty v. Jessie Metcalfe.